Skits

In a hilarious sketch, Tim Conway takes on a broken vending machine and an unhelpful security guard. The comedic legend brings the laughs as he encounters a machine that refuses to cooperate. Watch this classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. It will have you laughing from beginning to end. Coffee, to an ever-increasing number of people, is a must. For some, if they dont have their favorite caffeinated drink every day, at a particular time, their world may come crashing down. Things could get bad for them and everyone nearby if they dont obtain their coffee, cappuccino or some other sugar and caffeine-infused drink from Starbucks. However, when youre unable to get your caffeine fix from Starbucks, there are other options. Yes, Starbucks is not the only place allowed to distribute coffee and other overpriced drinks full of caffeine and sugar. Its even possible to get coffee at some workplaces. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim, as his iconic Mr. Tudball character, attempts to secure a cup of coffee. However, as much as he tries and tries, the machine refuses to cooperate. To make matters worse, Tim must contend with a security guard, played by Harvey Korman, who continually interferes and gets between Tim and the vending machine. No matter how many coins Tim puts into the machine, it never seems to fulfill his simple request. He wants a cup of coffee, but everything seems to go wrong. Eventually, he gets so frustrated that he literally tries to beat the machine into submission. Finally, after all of his effort and hysterical interactions with Harvey as the security guard, who has difficulty keeping a straight face, the machine works correctly. However, it appears that Tim was not destined to end up with a cup of coffee that day when someone unexpectedly swoops in at the last minute. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

As a 35-year-old orphan, Tim Conway cracks up Harvey Korman and Carol Burnett. The legendary comedian has his two prominent and beloved castmates unable to conceal their laughter, causing them to break character momentarily. Watch the video of the classic skit featuring Tim Conway's comedic talents and gifts. Being a parent is one of the greatest blessings anyone can receive and experience. There is nothing quite like welcoming a tiny bundle of joy, a gift from the Lord above, into the world and your home. After that little one enters, your life will never be the same but will forever be changed for the better in every way imaginable. However, while becoming a mother or a father is a title that most people hope to obtain, having biological children is not possible for every couple. Even if that is the case, becoming a parent is still not out of the question. Plenty of children in this world need good, loving homes. In a clip posted on YouTube, Harvey Korman and Carol Burnett are a couple who hope to adopt a child and add them to their happy home. However, they soon realize they have a unique opportunity to bring an older childa much, much older childinto their family. Carol and Harvey, as they explain, have their hearts set on a little boy. As it turns out, Tim Conway, as a 35-year-old little boy, desperately wants a family, a place to call home. He hysterically pleads his case to Carol and Harvey, hoping to convince them to adopt him. About halfway through the clip, Tim lays on the charm and even gives them a sob story, which includes his attempts to play throw and catch by himself. At this point in the skit, Harvey and Carol cannot make eye contact with Tim because they are too busy trying and failing to conceal their laughter. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Tim Conway shines as the Oldest Man in a hilarious compilation of sketches. His iconic elderly gentleman character with a faulty memory who struggles to do anything in a timely manner will have you doubled over laughing and gasping for air. Check out this video to watch these unforgettable skits from The Carol Burnett Show. The late Tim Conway was an absolute comedic genius. He could take anything and everything and make it laugh-out-loud funny. With a simple look or the delivery of a single line, he could send entire audiences and his castmates into hysterics. Being in a skit with him while keeping a straight would have been a near impossibility. Because of his comedic genius, Tim helped create several iconic and memorable skits during his time on The Carol Burnett Show. As funny as he was on the show, arguably none of his characters were more beloved than The Oldest Man. A clip posted on YouTube has put together the funniest skits of Tim as The Oldest Man. The nearly hour-long video includes skits featuring Tim as an elderly hot dog vendor, an old, clueless doctor, a clock repairman and an enslaved person trying to help others row a boat. Of course, every one of the skits also includes Harvey Korman, who has the toughest time keeping a straight face. While he tries with all his might to keep things together, most of the time, he fails miserably, simply bursting into laughter at Tims many shenanigans. Anyone who has even a passing familiarity with comedy and entertainment knows and appreciates Tim Conway. The skits in this compilation prove that he was a master of comedy. His work is the stuff of legend. He is second to none. If there were a Mount Rushmore of comedy, Tim Conway would most certainly be on it. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

As a rookie angel, Tim Conway has Harvey Korman in stitches in a hysterical sketch. These two comedic legends delivered an absolutely hilarious and iconic sketch while playing a couple of heavenly beings. Watch the short clip to see how Tims laugh-out-loud antics caused Harvey to burst into laughter on multiple occasions. The Carol Burnett Show is a program that continues to keep people rolling with laughter. Even though the show has been off the air for decades, its endless lineup of classic, memorable skits will still have you laughing from beginning to end. Its a show that anyone and everyone can and will enjoy. As great as the show was, arguably the best part of The Carol Burnett Show was any skits with Tim and Harvey in them. Tims hilarious antics were often too much for Harvey. More often than not, Tim would do or say something that caused Harvey to break character and burst into laughter. A clip posted on YouTube has Tim playing a rookie angel. Harvey is the veteran heavenly being who has just been informed that he is being assigned a cloudmate. Harvey is not pleased about the news likely because he has a sneaking suspicion that hell have to show the new guy the ropes. He was most certainly correct! Tim exits the elevator with his luggage and immediately begins circling Harvey. This move quickly sets off Harvey, who is moments away from striking Tim. Quickly getting over his anger and rage, Harvey welcomes his cloudmate to his new living area. Tim, with only a few words and a look of unease and discomfort, causes Harvey to burst into laughter. But things only get worse for Harveys character. Tim tries and tries to fit in, doing what he can to help, but he fails miserably and hilariously every time. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Conway and Carol Burnett turned a misunderstanding into comedy gold. The comedic legends will have you doubled over, laughing hysterically with their performances in this classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the unforgettable clip featuring the incomparable Tim Conway and Carol Burnett. Whenever attempting to communicate an important message or really anything at all, its crucial that everyone is on the same page. Any inability to grasp or understand the message could result in massive problems. Proper, crisp and clear communication is vital in every situation, whether at a Fortune 500 company, a family unit, a doctor and a patient or a small group at church. Failing to understand what is being communicated could result in a wholly disastrous or, as Tim and Carol demonstrate, hilarious outcome. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol is an inept, wasteful and disinterested secretary typing away at her desk. As Carol is trying but failing miserably to write a letter, she makes a phone call. Her vehicle is in the shop, and she is reaching out to the business. They dont have a final diagnosis yet, but she informs them to have Dr. Auto call her immediately when they learn what is wrong with her vehicle. After this call, Tim, Carols boss, enters the room. He is entirely aware of her ineptitude, and Tim does not even attempt to hide his contempt for her. He makes hilarious, snide comments about her and her lack of work ethic. Then, something happens that quickly changes Tims view of his employee. Instead of feeling contempt for her, Tim is now in the unenviable position of informing her of what he believes is a devastating medical diagnosis. He thinks she only has days left to live. As the skit progresses, Carol, much to Tims astonishment, seems fully aware that her body is falling apart. Of course, she is referring to her vehicle, but Tim does not realize that. This hysterical skit shows what can happen when there are misunderstandings. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Betty White and Carol Burnetts class reunion skit is comedy gold. These two comedic legends bring the laughs in an absolutely hysterical sketch from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short video as these two funny ladies put their comedic skills on full display. Some entertainers over the years have become beloved across generations because of their immense talent, charm and sweet, loving demeanor. The incredibly talented Carol Burnett is one of those people who immediately comes to mind. Her legendary comedic gifts were most prominently and memorably featured in the iconic Carol Burnett Show. But its her sweet and humble demeanor that has helped endear her to generations. But its the late Betty White who is the person most people are likely to think about and who best fits into the category of entertainers who were loved by everyone regardless of age. She was hugely talented and deliriously funny and appeared to be so sweet and kind. In a clip posted on YouTube, Betty and Carol attend their class reunion. Hilariously, they were the only ones who made it to the gathering created for them and their classmates the class of 1932. While Betty and Carol start catching up, it quickly becomes apparent that many things have changed since graduation. As time does to everyone, it ages people and Betty and Carol are no exceptions. Both have trouble hearing one another, which makes for some interesting conversation and banter between the two former classmates. Later in the clip, Betty and Carol reveal that they are sporting their old cheerleading uniforms. They try out an old cheer, but things dont go as planned. Soon enough, and seemingly out of nowhere, Betty and Carol break out into song. Once their unexpected musical performance has ended, the two funny women try their cheer again, and things go a little better this time. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Carol Burnett goes to hysterical lengths to conceal her latest purchase in another classic sketch. She did not want her husband to know what she had just bought and did everything she could to hide it from him. Watch the video to see how she concealed the odd item from her better half. The Carol Burnett Show is one of television's most memorable, iconic shows. Even though it has been off the air for decades, the programs beloved and rib-tickling sketches are still causing people to double over in laughter. Its safe to say that the show and its endless string of deliriously funny skits will not soon be forgotten. Of course, one of the biggest reasons for the shows success was its supremely skilled and gifted cast. Tim Conway, Harvey Korman and Vicki Lawrence are some of the most talented people ever to grace the screen. However, the person who made the show work and arguably why the clips continue to make people laugh today is Carol, a comedic legend. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol returns home from a shopping outing and is particularly excited about her recent purchase. However, she has no idea what it is as its referred to as a mystery box. As Carol walks in the door, she is met by her younger sister, played by Vicki Lawrence. Carol and Vicki quickly tear open the box and rifle through the container, hoping to reveal its contents. But what they find is something neither of them expected. Carol has just purchased a literal ball and chain. To make matters worse, Vicki straps the chain around Carols ankle, and there appears to be no key in sight. Carol must quickly improvise a solution to avoid being found out by her husband, played by Harvey Korman. This clip is yet another example of the comedic genius of Carol Burnett. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Conway brought big laughs as the smallest jockey on Johnny Carsons show. The comedic legend once again tickles the funny bone, causing Johnny and his studio audience to roar with laughter. Check out the short clip of Tim that will have you doubled over with laughter from beginning to end. In sports and physical activity, height is typically always an advantage. In basketball, taller players are closer to the basket, helping to reduce the difficulty of putting the ball through the hoop. In football, a quarterback who is taller rather than shorter can survey the field and find the open receiver more easily. Height can also be helpful to a player in baseball and soccer. However, height isnt crucial when considering every sport. For instance, shorter, lighter jockeys are much more preferred when it comes to horse racing. But they still have to have legs long enough to reach either side of the horse when sitting on top of the animal. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim, as Lyle Dorf, makes another hysterical appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Lyle demonstrates several stretching exercises that allow him to stay in shape and limber, much to the absolute delight of Johnny and those in the audience. Lyle also gives Johnny some inside knowledge of how he likes to ride and guide his horse during the race. With exaggerated movements, leaning to the left and right, Lyle goes against conventional knowledge, doing what most other jockeys do not. Tim was an absolute comedic genius, making entire audiences crack up with a single look or movement. Even Johnny Carson could not withstand Tim Conway's comedic timing and skills, often bursting into laughter during those iconic Dorf segments. In the earlier part of the clip, Tim sits down with Johnny, giving him some background and inside knowledge about his career in comedy and show business. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

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Tim Conway scored big laughs as a miniature basketball star on Johnny Carsons show. The comedic legend brought the house down, causing a laugh riot with his hysterical appearance on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Check out this clip, which will result in non-stop laughter from beginning to end. Sports are activities in which specific physical attributes can contribute to a players success. Yes, success requires a mixture of things, whether it comes to football, baseball, soccer, basketball or any other sport. Proper, informed and knowledgeable coaching and team cohesion are just two things needed to win as a team. But when it comes to success in sports on an individual level, things like speed and height will always come in handy, especially in a game like basketball. Its been said that even the most outstanding coaches cant teach speed and height, which is unquestionably true. However, Tim Conway as Dunk Dorf hilariously demonstrates that height isnt always the number one determining factor when it comes to success in basketball. Sometimes, being low to the ground can work to the players advantage, especially if youre making the other team to break out in laughter. In the clip, Dunk explains to Johnny how he chose basketball as his profession despite his surprisingly small size. Dunks absurd, off-the-wall explanation and following hand gestures and movements leave the audience and Johnny unable to contain their laughter. But that is not all far from it. Dunk explains how hes been able to average 20 points a game and demonstrates his dribbling technique. The smallest member of the Los Angeles Lakers also shares how his height gives him a different view and smell of the game. The tiny basketball player is even gracious enough to show Johnny and the studio audience how he dunks despite his height. Later in the clip, Tim sits down with Johnny and continues to bring the laughs, entertaining audiences with one joke after another. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Conway is hysterical as a weightlifter on Johnny Casons Show. As one of his most iconic characters, Tim brought the laughs during an absolutely hilarious and memorable appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. This short but uproarious clip will have you laughing long after it ends. It's been said that comedy is more challenging to do than drama. The only thing that I would add is that it has to be much more challenging to do than dramatic acting. Thats simply because no two people have the same sense of humor. What makes one person may and likely will not be the thing that causes the next guy to double over with laughter. Thats why people who are able to do comedy and make people laugh for decades become revered and beloved. Tim Conway was one of those who, for decades, had people laughing hysterically, often simply with a look or gesture. His work on The Carol Burnett Show is the stuff of legends. Harvey Korman, who was usually his scene partner on the show, often reacted the same way everyone else did who was watching Tim do his thing. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim shows up on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson as Dorf, a world-class weightlifter. Tims appearance as the miniature weightlifter is enough to cause many members of the studio audience to burst into laughter. Johnny even has a difficult time concealing his laughter right from the get-go. Tim hasnt even said a word, and Johnny is on the verge of laughter. But it quickly gets even more ridiculous. Tims absurd, exaggerated movements send everyone into fits of laughter. Combined with his lousy accent, odd, wavy hair and mustache, that is enough to break most people. Ultimately, as Dorf tries but fails to set a world record, Johnny can no longer hide his laughter. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Steve Martin is the worlds worst waiter in a hysterical, laugh-out-loud skit. The actor, author and musician shows that he does not have what it takes to provide excellent or even passable customer service. Check out the clip to see Steves hilarious but failed attempt at waiting on tables. Most people enjoy going out to eat at a nice restaurant with family and friends. After promptly being seated, everyone scans the menu, hoping to find something that catches their eye and fills their stomach. Once those orders are placed, its only a matter of time before those entrees arrive and the eating commences. However, even before the first plate of food arrives, the actions of the waiter or waitress will significantly impact one's dining experience. Everyone wants good customer service, and thats why an excellent, competent server can make a sound, lasting impression even if the food is subpar. Similarly, a bad waiter or waitress can ruin an otherwise enjoyable dining experience. In a clip posted on YouTube, Steve plays a server in a short skit. Hes not a good waiter. In fact, many would argue that hes the worlds worst waiter. He repeatedly fails to get anything right, constantly returning to the table with the incorrect order. However, despite Steves many shortcomings as a waiter, Im going out on a limb to say that his customers repeatedly return to the restaurant. When they return, they will no doubt ask for him by name. The skit begins with two men discussing what each wants for dinner. Seconds into the video, one informs the other that this is the weirdest waiter in the world. Naturally, the other one wants to know why they are dining there if hes so odd. Despite all of Steves hilarious screwups, the two men stick it out until the end. Their patience and perseverance pay off in the end, literally. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

The legendary Dick Van Dyke shines bright in a handful of classic Carol Burnett Show Skits. The iconic entertainer brought the laughs along with his co-stars in these hysterical sketches from one of the most beloved television shows of all time. Watch the clip to check out the laugh-out-loud, uproarious compilation of skits featuring Dick Van Dyke. Only a handful of entertainers become beloved across generations. Their talent and longevity are recognized and appreciated. But its their sweet, humble and caring natures that endear them to the masses. Carol Burnett and the late Betty White are two people in the entertainment field who immediately come to mind when thinking about beloved individuals. They are loved across generations and seem to be genuine people who dont take themselves too seriously. Another person who evokes the same feelings in people is Dick Van Dyke. He has appeared in iconic television and films throughout his illustrious career. Even in his late 90s, he still makes appearances here and there. But its his sweet, gentle personality that has endeared him to people. A clip posted on YouTube features Dick in several hilarious skits during guest appearances on The Carol Burnett Show. All the included sketches are memorable and will keep you laughing for the foreseeable future. In the first skit, Dick, Carol, Tim Conway, and Vicki Lawrence are in a skit in which they are performing a classical, highly choreographed dance that quickly goes off the rails. Its slapstick comedy at its finest, with everyone getting their fair share of punches and slaps to face. Next, Dick plays a socially awkward person who attempts to strike up a conversation with Carol. The only problem is that she has as much trouble in social situations as he does. The pair do not hit it off despite all their effort. Finally, Dick is at the airport saying his goodbyes to his family. But things turn awkward fast. It shows what happens when you say goodbye, but the people dont leave when expected. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Dick Van Dykes most hilarious and memorable moments on The Carol Burnett Show will have you gasping for air, struggling to catch your breath due to laughing so hard. These skits featuring the beloved actor are way too funny to miss. Check out this clip featuring the incomparable Dick Van Dyke. The Carol Burnett Show is one of the most iconic programs in television history. It produced seemingly an endless number of hysterical, memorable sketches. Even decades after it went off the air, the show continues to tickle people's funny bones everywhere. Of course, that is mainly due to its all-star cast, which consisted of Carol Burnett, Harvey Korman, Vicki Lawrence and Tim Conway. However, the show also welcomed guest stars, such as the legendary Dick Van Dyke. A clip posted on YouTube is a small compilation of just a few of the funniest moments of Dicks time on The Carol Burnett Show. The first sketch in the clip begins with Dick walking into the office of a utility company. He is irate and demands to know why his power has been disconnected immediately. Unfortunately for Dick, he encounters an entirely incompetent and clueless employee, played by Carol. Their back and forth gets more and more absurd until he learns that his power was turned off because hes dead. This is said even as hes standing and talking to the employees. Next up, Dick brings his massive pup to a dog obedience class. Things go from bad to worse as he struggles to maintain control of the animal. Its a losing but hilarious battle, for sure. Vicki and Tim bring their dogs to the class as well. In the third and final skit, Dick and Tim are window repair who try but fail miserably to fix a storefront windowanything they do results in broken glass but a lot of laughs. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Tim Conway brings the laughs as the oldest man trying to fix a clock in this classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. The legendary comedian will have you rolling with laughter as he tries but miserably and hilariously fails to fix a grandfather clock. Check out the clip for the hysterical hijinks and antics. Aging is a natural process that happens to everyone. There is no avoiding getting older as time remains undefeated with a perfect, unblemished record. So, instead of acting as if its something we must ignore or try to cover up, why not accept it? Its going to happen regardless of what we do, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim and Harvey Korman star in a hilariously funny skit in which Tims age provides all the laughs. Tim, once again, stars as his memorable and iconic Oldest Man character. This time, the Oldest Man works at a repair shop specializing in fixing clocks. The sketch starts with Tim entering the shop's front room. He dusts off the shops many clocks. Seconds later, Harvey enters the shop carrying a grandfather clock, which we later learn is a family heirloom. Harvey desperately needs it fixed because it is priceless because of its sentimental value to him and his family. Unfortunately, Harvey brought his priceless clock to the wrong guy! The hilarious interaction begins with Tim slowly creating a claim for Harvey. Tim informs Harvey that as the shop works on his clock, he can use one of theirs. Finally, after Tim hysterically struggles to get over the shops front desk, he reaches the broken clock to diagnose the problem. However, Tim creates many more problems than he fixes. With one move after another, Tim slowly destroys the valuable clock, sending the studio audience into fits of uncontrollable laughter and Harvey into a maddening rage. Job 12:12 Old men have wisdom, and a long life gives knowledge.

Hilarity ensues when Harvey Korman encounters Carol Burnett as a supermarket cashier. These two comedy legends bring the laughs in this classic skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Check out the clip that will have you laughing from beginning to end, and probably even long after the sketch is over. Grocery store shopping isnt the most fun and exciting task in the world. Pushing a cart up and down the aisles is no ones idea of a good or even enjoyable time. However, its a task that is of the utmost importance. Someone in the household must do it because everyone requires food and nourishment. People often want to get in and out of the grocery store as quickly as possible. While that may be the objective and the desire, it rarely, if ever, happens. Youll often encounter someone standing right in front of the needed food item. They never grab what they need and then get out of the way, either. They must first slowly read every ingredient as if theyve never seen butter or yogurt before. In a hilarious sketch posted on YouTube, Harvey Korman knows all too well how one slow, inconsiderate person in the grocery store can slow down progress for everyone else. In the skit, Harvey has just picked up a few items in the grocery store. He has a date waiting for him and wants to make his purchases and be on his way. Carol, as the cashier, makes that next to impossible. Carol throws up roadblocks at every step in the process, which inevitably prolongs Harveys time in the store. Eventually, by the end of the skit, Harvey runs out of patience with the incompetent cashier, and the entire store is laughing hysterically at him. Also, to add insult to injury, Harveys date leaves the store with another man. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.