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A comedian has a hilarious bit about looking for a neighborhood with no HOA. The funnyman, Jeff Allen, desperately wanted to live in a neighborhood without a homeowner's association, and he knew the precise moment he found such a place. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Jeff saw that heavily indicated that there was no HOA in this one particular neighborhood. Home ownership is part of the American dream, or at least that used to be the case. With the continued and steady increase in the price of, well, everything, sadly, owning a home may be out of reach for some individuals. Many people, due to one or more economic factors, are forced to rent. However, there are still some people who can own homes and even retire. But even after buying the house, placing a down payment and then paying a monthly mortgage, other fees and expenses come with home ownership, especially if you live in a neighborhood with an HOA. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff, while searching for a new place to live with his wife, mentioned that he wanted to be in a neighborhood without an HOA. Eventually, they came across a neighborhood where they were pretty sure, for one hilarious reason, that did not have a homeowners' association. We moved to Tennessee, I told my wife, 'I don't care where we live, just no homeowners,' Jeff said. That's the only rule I have. You can pick wherever you want to live no homeowners. Later in the clip, Jeff added that he and his wife were driving down the street when they spotted a most unusual sight. So, we were driving around our town, and we're driving down the street, and we see a family of four on their front lawn in the middle of an activity, he said. I got to tell you, I've been around, I hadn't seen before. All four of them were in the process of burning the family couch on the front lawn. I fell out of the car, I said, 'Thank you, Lord Jesus. You have brought me to the Promised Land. There's no homeowners' association here.' Proverbs 14:1 Wisdom is building her house, but the foolish woman is pulling it down with her hands.

Michael Jr.s quick-witted response to an audience member has everyone laughing. The talented funnyman demonstrated how fast his brain works with this hysterical and spot-on retort to someone in the audience. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what he said that had everyone laughing uncontrollably. Stand-up comedy is not an easy endeavor. Standing up on stage all by yourself, trying to get people to laugh with you and not at you, is a daunting and overwhelming task. There is no hiding from failure as a stand-up comic. If the jokes fall flat and theres nothing but crickets, thats on the comedian, and no one else. A career in stand-up comedy is not for everyone. It takes a special kind of person to pursue and then become a successful comic. Its not for the faint of heart or someone afraid of failure or criticism. Additionally, it also helps to be quick with a snappy and witty comeback. A quick wit will help in a lot of areas in life, but certainly when it comes to being a stand-up comic who is trying to get people to laugh. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Michael Jr. engaged in a short back-and-forth with an audience member, leaving everyone rolling with laughter. It started as a regular conversation, but then Michael asked the man a simple, straightforward question, which the man answered quickly. However, it was Michaels unexpected and quick-witted response that elicited laughter from everyone in the audience. Michael initially had trouble locating the person in the audience who was talking to him, but once he found him, he asked the man for his name. Alright, sir, whats your name? Whats your name? Michael asked. Doug, the audience member answered. Doug, like the past tense of dig, Michael responded, causing laughter throughout the room. Who comes up with a response like that on the spot? His answer shows you how the mind of a comedian works. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This husband-and-wife team hilariously imagines how Trader Joes came to be. The married couple shared what they believe were some of the initial thoughts and considerations that went into developing the concept for the popular retailer. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear and see what this couple thinks the founders of Trader Joes envisioned when creating their stores. Opening and operating a business is always a risky move. The sad reality is most businesses fail rather quickly. How many restaurants or small shops have you noticed one week and then spotted that they had gone out of business shortly after? Likely, its way too many to count. Because opening a business is so expensive and risky, with a high likelihood of failure, its a good idea to have a fail-proof business plan. What will the business sell? For how much? Where and when? How many people should the business hire? What does the forecast for business look like six months down the road? What about a year? All those questions and many, many more need to be adequately answered with great detail before deciding to open a business. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband and wife teamed up to share what they believe might have been some of what the founders of Trader Joes were thinking. What did they want to sell? Where did they want their locations? How did they want people to park, or at least attempt to park, while shopping in their stores? Those are just a few of the questions they answer. We should put them in already really congested areas! the wife says. Perfect! the husband answers with more than a little feigned enthusiasm. And make the parking lots really small, she adds. Better yet, lets find a way to put them on a hill, the husband mentions as they build off each others ideas. Later in the clip, they list some of the unusual items they plan to sell and also mention that they will have no intention of restocking them once they sell out. Finally, before the clip ends, the two share how they came up with this concept for their hilarious video. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A long line in the Chick-fil-A drive-thru led to this couples hilarious argument. Both desperately wanted some of that tasty chicken, but had to wait, which led to harsh words being exchanged and tempers flaring. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what this couple said to each other as they waited for some Chick-fil-A chicken. Fast food is something we would all do better to avoid. Of course, its simply not the healthiest food in the world. Additionally, with the steady increase in prices of everything, fast food is not a good choice for the wallet, either. Regardless of what it does to the waistline and the pocketbook, sometimes fast food hits the spot. And they do say everything in moderation, right? One of the most popular fast-food chains in the United States of America is Chick-fil-A. Their chicken sandwiches are consistently regarded by many as some of the best available. Personally, in my opinion, their chicken is very average, nothing special, but it manages to get the job done. Despite my feelings about their chicken, people are willing to wait in long drive-thru lines to get their hands on Chick-fil-As chicken. A clip posted on YouTube shows how a long line at Chick-fil-A caused a couple to hilariously lash out at one another. John Crist, who plays the boyfriend in the skit, and the woman trade barbs with each other. Its clear that they are both hangry and are taking it out on one another as they wait what feels like an eternity for chicken. Eventually, the woman begins praying, hoping that the cars will start moving. They then start trying to figure out whether theyve committed any sins recently, which they believe may be the reason why they remain stuck in the drive-thru line. However, their anger and argument are short-lived, as they soon proceed in line and finally place their order. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatze has a lot of questions for his wife about food. The popular comedian is not the most confident when it comes to the kitchen and has to rely heavily on his better half for assistance. Watch the short and hysterical clip to hear about Nates struggles in the kitchen and some of the questions he has to ask his wife. Everyone loves to eat. Who doesnt love consuming delicious, mouth-watering food? Now, while all enjoy ingesting food, not everyone is skilled in its creation and preparation. Cooking is most certainly a talent and a skill, and like every other talent, some people possess it, while others do not. However, while being able to whip up delectable dishes and picture-perfect meals is something many people naturally possess, cooking is still something that can be learned and developed. Sadly, for others learning how to cook is out of the question and beyond their ability and skill set. Turning on and punching numbers on a microwave and the air fryer are as far as some people will go in their cooking journey. A clip posted on YouTube makes it clear that Nate is one of those people. In the video, Nate mentions that whenever hes in the kitchen, he has a lot of questions. For answers to his many questions about the kitchen and all things food, he turns to his wife. I dont know what I like and dont like to eat, he said. I mean, someone can be like, You want to try this? and I got to get her involved. Im like, I dont think so. Later in the clip, he added that his knowledge of a microwave is very limited. I dont know how long to microwave something, he said. I have to ask her every time, as if her family invented the microwave. How long do we microwave this for? And shes like, Do it till its hot. Its like, but I know you know a number, you know? Just say the number. Proverbs 15:13 A glad heart makes a cheerful face; but an aching heart breaks the spirit.

A comedian has explained why women often seem to win arguments. The funnyman, Brian Moote, shared his insight into why he believes women have a much better win-loss record than men in terms of arguments. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to listen to Brians hysterical analysis of arguments between men and women. No two people are 100 percent alike. We are all unique individuals, different from each other in one way or another. Even the most compatible, harmonious and agreeable people are not similar in every way. Imagine how boring life would be if that were the case. Who would want to live like that? Since we are individuals who often see and think about things differently, that can and frequently will result in disagreements. Disagreements are normal and will happen from time to time. That is especially true regarding a husband and wife. Arguments, as every married person knows all too well, will not agree on every single issue or topic. However, when it comes to who is the victor most often during these martial spats and disagreements, Brian, in his mind, says there is a clear-cut winner, nearly every single time. His reason for saying this is absolutely hilarious, and he provides several real-life examples to support his perspective. I learned that Im terrible at arguing, he said. I dont think men and women, I dont think were even doing the same thing. Were not even playing the same game. When it comes to arguing, women are playing chess and men are playing Hungry, Hungry Hippos. Thats it. Thats all were doing. We have no idea what were doing. He later mentions that men will lose arguments because they dont even know they are happening. I lost this one the other day, he said. This one made me, I was just kind of like, blown away at how quickly she checkmated me in an argument I didnt even know I was in. I walked into the kitchen and out of the kitchen successfully, as far as Im concerned. And she goes, Yeah, I knew it. And I could tell by her tone, shes like, I won. And Im like, You know what? How did I screw that up? She goes, I knew you werent going to unload the dishwasher. Hilariously, he didnt know that the dishwasher needed to be emptied, but neither did she. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A comedians babysitting tale is relatable and absolutely hysterical. Anjelah Johnson-Reyes shared the powerful lesson she learned about children after agreeing to watch her godson. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Anjelah learned the hard way about those little ones. Children are, without a doubt, a tremendous blessing. Anyone who says or believes otherwise would be an individual to avoid. How could anyone think they are anything but a blessing? Children will dramatically change your life in every possible way, but always for the better. They add an incalculable amount of joy and happiness to every household. While those youngsters are an absolute blessing, parenting is not an easy task. In fact, being a parent and teaching and raising a child is likely the most challenging thing anyone can do. Ask any parent or grandparent, and they are likely to voice their agreement without giving it much thought. Even simply babysitting, watching a little one for a short period of time, can be too much for some people. Many babysitters are all too happy when the parents return home. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah shared that she had agreed to watch her godson, Elijah, and she quickly learned something about children: they are much smarter and craftier than she had anticipated. She mentioned what and how she picked up this lesson, sending the entire audience into a fit of laughter. I learned that kids are smart, she said. And by smart, I mean manipulative. They know how to get what they want. They know how to get out of trouble. Later in the clip, she said this lesson came when she was attempting to feed her godson. He tried to fool her into thinking he was eating, but wasnt doing a very good job at it. Anjelah threatened to call the childs mother, and unexpectedly, the youngster called her bluff. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away.

Youll be cracking up at Nate Bargatzes take on his classroom struggles. The popular funnyman shared that he was not exactly the best student in the world and did so in a laugh-out-loud, knee-slapping fashion. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear Nate discuss his academic shortcomings. An education is important because, often, the more information we know and have, the better our lives will ultimately be. One of the most obvious ways to obtain an education is through school. However, sitting and spending time in a classroom is not the only way to acquire essential and crucial facts and figures. Some people, for various reasons, may not thrive and prosper in a classroom setting, and thats completely fine. Different people have different skill sets and talents. However, one of those people who seemed to have had trouble in the classroom was Nate. In a clip posted on YouTube, she shared how he was not exactly a straight-A student. But he goes even further than that, being open, honest and also extremely hilarious in talking about his time in the classroom. I had a hard time in school, he said. There was, when I got, when I barely graduated, got into a community college. Barely got into a college they have to let everybody in, he said. Later in the clip, he adds that his time while attending community college didnt produce the best results. He did not walk away with a degree. I went to community college for one year, he added. I have zero credits. Community college, a lot of people dont know, is college when theyre like, Youre probably going to stay in your community. So, were just going to show you the ropes around town. Nate never fails to make any subject funny. His trademark sense of humor and wit, as well as his willingness to make fun of himself, are what make him one of the most popular and successful comedians on the planet. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Nate Bargatzes story about his waitress will have you laughing out loud. The funnyman discussed a family outing in which their waitress literally disappeared and never returned with their food. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear about Nates unfortunate encounter with a vanishing waitress. Everyone enjoys eating, and we all have our favorite spots to grab a delicious, mouth-watering meal. The only thing that can make such an outing even better is having the people we love most with us while scarfing down that dish. What could be better than that? The short and correct answer, of course, is nothing. However, while we do love going out to eat with family and friends, things can and do go wrong. Likely, we could all share personal horror stories of instances in which the dining experience was less than optimal. Maybe it was that the restaurant got your order wrong, the food was cold or something else entirely. Of course, the point is that a lot can go wrong, resulting in a bad experience that is so awful it remains with you for a while. Nate knows all too well about horrible dining experiences. In a clip posted on YouTube, he shared how his waitress took his familys orders and then disappeared. He mentioned that she actually quit her job right after taking their orders, leaving Nate and his family waiting on and wondering about their food. We had a waitress quit on us once, Nate said. She just quit. She took our order and left. And she was very nice, we didnt know she was going to quit. And was like, Oh, thats a good choice. She wrote everything down and then walked to her car and drove to her house. Nate explains that, at the time, he and his family were unaware that she had quit, so they remained at their table, waiting and hoping that their food would arrive eventually. I think about her every day, he added. What happened? Where did you go? Does she think about us? Did we eat? Are we still there?

This hilarious cat-themed take on a Christmas classic is too relatable. A beloved holiday tune has undergone a significant update. This new version will keep you laughing long after it ends, and some might even say its purr-fect. Watch this short but hysterical clip to listen to this updated Christmas tune. Christmas is an absolutely fantastic time of year. Its the season in which we spend time with family and friends, eating way too much delicious food and exchanging gifts. Seriously, is there any other time of the year that is better than the Christmas season? Some may suggest others, but we all know they will always and forever be second best. Christmas will always come out on top. Christmas is also a season full of traditions. Many of those annual traditions involve watching a beloved Christmas movie or television special. Some may have special activities they enjoy doing every year around the holiday season. For others, its not Christmas until they hear this or that Christmas song. Regardless of the circumstances, Christmas holds meaning for most people for a multitude of reasons. A clip posted on YouTube features a new, updated version of a Christmas song. Its a hilarious take on O Christmas Tree, one which every cat owner will appreciate. It puts into song how many cats act around and treat the Christmas trees we put up every year. Those cute, cuddly, and furry creatures simply cannot stay away from those trees, specifically those shiny ornaments hanging off the tree. Not only are the lyrics hysterical, but the video will have you laughing yourself silly as well. The video catches a couple of cats in the act as they torment and tease a Christmas tree, knocking a handful of ornaments right onto the floor. This is one song that youll likely add to your rotation every Christmas season. Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Steve Martin's hysterical juggling routine will leave you laughing out loud. The comedic legend wows as he displays his impressive hand-eye coordination. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see Steve Martin's juggling act, which will have you both amazed and doubled over with laughter. Entertainment is a challenging, competitive field. Most people, it seems, have a desire to be on stage in front of an audience full of adoring, cheering fans. They seek a financially lucrative career that allows them to entertain and thrill the masses with their God-given talent. However, as is evident from shows like American Idol, The Voice and America's Got Talent, those careers in the entertainment world are indeed hard to come by. Getting a chance, an opportunity is hard enough, but the chances of obtaining and achieving a successful, long-lasting career in entertainment that spans decades is nearly impossible. But some people have been able to do it, and Steve Martin is one of them. In a clip posted on YouTube, Steve demonstrates that he is a man of many talents. Not only is he absolutely hilarious and quick-witted, but he also has some tremendous, jaw-dropping hand-eye coordination. He juggles, adding to and taking away the number of what appear to be oranges he juggles, while also telling jokes that have the entire studio audience roaring with laughter. Those watching also let out collective oohs and aahs as Steve informs them of the tricks he'll be performing next. Hilariously enough, Steve gets himself in trouble with his most impressive trick, which he calls the big deal. He confesses that he has not found a great way to get out of it once he starts it. Additionally, it's worth noting that this clip is extremely rare. His hair is not white/grey, which it has been, seemingly, for decades. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This hilarious sketch reveals how Hallmark comes up with their Christmas movies. A husband-and-wife team, in this laugh-outloud skit, answers the question many have been wondering for years: where and how does Hallmark come up with the ideas for their Christmas movies? Watch the short but hilarious clip to see the creative process behind Hallmarks Christmas movies. Not every movie you see will be Oscar-worthy. Hollywood doesnt always produce critically acclaimed, award-winning flicks. Not everything is going to be a home run. In fact, very few of them will be of an Oscar-winning caliber. Most likely, many of them will fall somewhere between middle of the road and pretty bad, in terms of quality. But even if they arent the most fantastic piece of cinema in the world, if you enjoy them and they keep you entertained, who really cares, right? Well, when it comes to films of questionable quality, with little to no originality, Hallmark and other similar channels are the undeniable kings. Although many people love them, we can all agree that Hallmarks made-for-TV Christmas movies are awful. In a clip posted on YouTube, a hysterical skit shows how the channel generates its ideas for its cheesy Christmas movies. While this skit is obviously a parody of those films, highlighting their similarities and old, recycled ideas, it probably isnt too far off from the real process. The husband, playing a Hallmark executive, states exactly what everyone who works at the network thinks about their films. Guys, we are sitting on a goldmine, he says. Every time we make a movie, no matter how crappy it is, people actually watch it. And so, because people continue to tune in every year for those Christmas Hallmark flicks, they will likely continue to make them for the foreseeable future. There are worse things people could watch instead, but not much else comes to mind immediately. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This couple, a husband-and-wife team, nailed every Hallmark Christmas movie clich in their hysterical parody. Youll immediately recognize every scene and line of dialogue that they are mocking in this laugh-out-loud clip. Watch the short but hilarious video to see this husband and wifes gut-bustlingly funny take on Hallmark Christmas movies and other similar cheesy, awful made-for-TV Christmas flicks. Not every movie is Oscar-worthy material. In fact, some are actually pretty bad and very poorly made. Many of the films produced by Hollywood lose money. In some cases, films will lose Hollywood studios hundreds of millions of dollars. We can all probably quickly rattle off a list of awful movies weve seen in the theater. For one reason or another, we deeply regret handing over good, hard-earned money to see those particular films. But no matter how bad they may have been, odds are they were 10 times better than any Christmas-themed made-for-TV movie from Hallmark or other similar channels. Now, those things are bad, with many of them bordering on unwatchably bad. In a clip posted on YouTube, a husband and a wife hysterically mock those cheesy Christmas films, hitting every clich the bland title, the horrible, predictable story, the bad acting and even the location where those movies are always set. They are all in there and will likely cause you to burst into uncontrollable bouts of laughter. In the opening scene of A Christmas for Christmas, the woman in the parody, for some reason, finds herself strolling through the woods of her New England hometown at Christmastime (sound familiar?) While walking through the woods, she comes upon a man, an old high school classmate, who secretly had a crush on her, chopping wood. Of course, those two eventually fall in love and get married. The woman also discovers that her new husband is wealthy. In this case, its because he invented the internet. See, its every Hallmark Christmas movie ever made. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Leanne Morgans response to her childs tough question has everyone laughing. The popular comedian responded to her child in a hysterical yet relatable way. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear the challenging question and Leannes response that had the entire audience cracking up. Children are, without a doubt, the biggest, most wonderful blessing that any of us will receive on Earth. There is nothing like being a parent. Mother or father is the most important and meaningful position and title you will ever hope to obtain. Those little ones add incalculable amounts of joy and happiness to every home and household. However, while your little ones are blessings and you wouldnt trade time with them for anything, not every parenting moment is memorable. Some will be downright awful. Your nerves and your patience will be consistently tested and stretched to the limit. Additionally, children have a habit of asking their parents challenging questions. A clip posted on YouTube proves this to be the case. In the video, Leanne, who frequently talks about her family during her stand-up routine, shared a parenting moment that took place before she became a touring comedian. She received a challenging question from one of her youngsters. Its one that would have caused many parents to momentarily freeze as they try to come up with a remotely suitable and acceptable response. When I was a young mama, I always had a minivan, she said. And Chuck Morgan was out making us a wonderful living, but he was gone, traveling all over the United States. And everybody would be crying and yelling, and that sensitive baby, that middle one, would ask me deep, deep questions. Later in the clip, Leanne revealed one of the questions she received from the child and how she answered. For example, questions about the solar system, she added. Finally, one day, I said, Baby, I didnt pay attention in school. Is there anything youd like to know about Young and the Restless? Thats one way to answer that question. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

One dads hilarious demonstration of how to fly with a baby has everyone laughing. The father has perfected the many methods and techniques that can be used while traveling by plane with a youngster. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see them and discover which approach you might choose next time you fly with your little one. Traveling is rarely, if ever, fun. While vacationing, relaxing and taking it easy are among the most enjoyable things a human being can do, getting to that vacation destination is typically not. Stress and headaches can be plentiful when going from Point A to Point B. Of course, the specific level of stress one experiences differs greatly depending on the mode of travel. Everyone can and will agree that flying, likely a lot to do with all the rules and regulations that come with it, makes it the most dreaded and headache-inducing form of travel. Now, take flying, which already involves a lot of stress and worry, and add a toddler. That is a recipe for a full-blown disaster, or a migraine, at the very least. Thankfully, one father has you covered if you choose, for whatever reason, to fly with your little one. In a clip posted on YouTube, he hilariously covers everything you need to know and accurately demonstrates the techniques and methods that will serve parents well when flying with their tiny person. Because he apparently wants to be as thorough as possible, he covers the different methods both while checking in for the flight and during the flight itself. He and his little girl will have you laughing yourself silly before you even reach the security checkpoint. Its abundantly clear, given how many bases and techniques he demonstrates while checking and, on the flight, that he has flown with his young child once or twice before. So now the next time you fly with your child, youll be completely prepared, or as much as you can be! Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This funny father-son moment proves tech support at home isnt always easy. Dad yet again needed help with his cell phone, and his son was completely over answering questions and providing tech assistance. Watch the short but hilarious skit to see how a son reacted when his father asked yet again for help with his phone. Technology is constantly improving and evolving. Its kind of remarkable what can be done and accomplished with just a few clicks of a button and a swipe here and there. Also, what was new, cutting-edge technology five months ago is now considered old and outdated. Things move and are updated at lightning-fast speed. While these updates are fascinating and something to marvel at, they can also be challenging to keep up with unless youre entirely in the know. This can be especially trying and difficult for people of advanced age. Naturally, they are likely to have questions and concerns whenever attempting to navigate new pieces of technology, particularly when it involves cell phones. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Trey Kennedy is asked by his father for help with his cell phone again. Apparently, this is an all-too-familiar scenario, and Trey has had enough of the questions and fixing issues with his fathers phone. Are you serious? Trey responds. Again? Have you really tried? Dad, think about it before you answer. Have you really tried? The father responds that hes having trouble because his phone is all locked up. Of course, the password or passcode keeping him from getting into the phone is one that he set. Trey, sick and tired of reliving this same situation with his father repeatedly, issues a threat, which has an immediate chilling effect on his father. Know what Im thinking? Trey asks. Maybe thisll stick, if we take away the Fox News app. Dad responds, pleading with his son not to take away his Fox News. Taking away Fox News from him would absolutely crush him and be too much for him to take. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.